4.7.25 - The Kingdum of Threeofdum and the Tri-Horned Banana pt 9

Reaching the center of the city, they look upon the largest obelisk that is the towers of the city. One was caste in  sapphire, another in emeralds and the last and most daunting is caste in ruby. The party didnt know which tower to go to first so they let their thinking brain Zsolista, be the one to navigate them to victory.

Zsolista being the ever clever wizard, decided to play eeniee meeniee mineee moee and she picked the sapphire castle to go through first. They were able to go up to the tower with relative ease with their phenomenal disguise. The less than smart trolls did not know the difference and welcomed the oddly dressed troll in their mix as she knew how to speak their lingo.

Zsolista navigated the sapphire tower and got the group to a troll that was guarding the stairs to the top floor.

Zsolista: Big boss big guy big fly?

Troll guard: Top of the tower, tip of the spear, mountain climber.

Zsolista: I report, I tell, big intel.

Having spoken so eloquently, the troll guard let them up the stairs and they climbed and climbed. Reaching an open floor that had a massive ceiling. In this room there were many blue motifs of crystals, gems, banners and weapons. It was an open space and the only thing note worthy in the room was the kings throne.

It sat at the back with the troll king sitting , he had three horns but no eyes. Yet he spoke as soon as the group got up.

Three: I hear you, yet I cant see you, so i will have to taste you.

The troll king dashed and pointed his three horns at Zsolista before stopping abruptly.

He said "That would be too easy, I am too strong for this, I will give you riddle. You give me answer. I will decide your fate." 

Zsolista and the group now leaving their disguise on the ground had already jumped away from the charging king who did not see them.

The king scratched his head and said his riddle. "What cannot be said? Yet taste so good? What cannot be spelled? Yet rolls of your tongue? What cannot be made? Yet is in my blood?"

Zsolista scratched her head and so did  the others. Oligator said "Ketchup" and Chihero said "Mayonaise" while Boka and Baby said "BBQ" only Zsolista knew the answer as she sneezed and said "Worscershire" which was accidentally the word that the troll king was looking for.

In his anger he forgot about his bargain that he never stated out loud and began to attack them. 

Zsolista dodged and used a solar flash but the king was blind! Oligator used twin pistol and it bounced off the troll kings horns, they attracked metal and then repelled them before absorbing their energy.

With the energy Three used it to make a huge blast that made the room vibrate and he stumbled himself. 

Chihero the quick thinker saw this and asked Boka and Baby to use their loudest attack. 

Cry baby's laughter! Boka pinched Baby and she started chasing him while Boka laughed and Baby cried chasing him. Zsolista got frustrated and chased Boka as well and everyone started using their attacks at random items to cause a giant commotion and the room as it was empty began to echo and echo.

This caused Three to stumble to the ground and  plug his ears but then the vibration got so bad that his horns began to twist and turn and pierce his head! And he died.

The group didnt realize what happened and guards  began to pile up  on the stairs and they broke through and the group got scared and jumped out the window where they landed in the emerald tower and Sam was waiting for them.

The group took the bee wax that was in their ears as they realized they couldnt hear anything. Their bag of wonderment activated while they were messing around and it plugged their ears so they wouldnt get hurt! Lucky!

Sam was mad as he saw the group jump and break his window, he couldnt hear the commotion or what happened as he had no ears but  he could still speak.

Sam: You break my stuff, I break you and stuff you. (in mute language)

Zsolista: Give us the tri-horned banana!

Sam: I cant hear you but I will eaet you!

Oligator: Where is the tri-horned banana? We didnt search the other tower for it! We need to search this one!

Boka: Its not here, its in the ruby tower! I can smell it!  Boka-Boka~

Sam felt mad that he was being ignored and began to jump all around the walls. Chihero noticed that Sam's room was very empty besides the weird spider pads all over his wall until he began to jump all over them. 

Sam's speed was wild, he jumped and zoomed everywhere, he began to attack the others with a slice here or a slice there. Then he snatched Baby and Boka and he went around the room 3times before Zsolista could blast his next  jump pad and stop him. He dropped the duo and began jumping more.

They knew they had to slow him down somehow. Zsolista went into her bag and looked for something sticky and she found her honey slime!

She used her honey slime to make the walls sticky and slow down Sam but it barely made a dent. Then Oligator pulled out his battle axe named The Decider of Fate and began doing a wind torando by spinning and spinng. Baby saw this and used ice magic to make it an ice tornado and Boka made wind magic to make it spin faster.

Chihero used her claws to detched the spider web  like jumping structures to slow down Sam even more adn they fell into the tornado!

With the frozen spider web tornado coming at Sam he got trapped as he was so slow due to the honey trap!

He then slowly froze until the wind broke his frozen body in to shreds and the party won.

They searched the room left and right but could not find anything. What they did find was a note. It said "Banana in red room" and they looked up and saw the ruby sanctum and decided to jump and climb the tower to sneak up on the last king!